Crazy Ass Bitches And Hos.

Okay, so today I hated my job. We worked short, with no tech, and no one to do ancillary duties except nurses. I had two nice patients, and one asshole. Twenty seconds n the room and I wish I had hvae remembered to bring hash brownies, for myself, if not the patient.

Sample converation:

Me, bringing in IV fluids and pump.

Patient: "What's that cra>?!"

Another sample conversation:

Patinet: "What the fuck is that insulin shot for?

Me: "Uh, you're insulin."

Patient: "MY BACK HURTS!"

Me: "Have you tried Tylenol?"

Patient: "That crap doesn't workl What the hell's wrong with you, fix up my bed?!"

I FUCKING HATE MY JOB.