When I Am Old, I Shall Wear Purple

And also, tattoo DNR/DNI on my chest.

I just got off a rather depressing and stressful 12 hour shift, the last eight hours of which I neither drank, ate, or sat down in excess of 5 minutes at a time, charting notwithstanding. It's 2 a.m. now, and the last time I ate anything somewhat substantial (bowl of cereal) was yesterday at 10 a.m.

I want my paycheck, and I want it now.